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Me. A computer. And a blog. First things first...what the *&%$ is a blog?

According to the mother of all word definition sources, Merriam Webster:
short for Weblog, this word was created in 1999 (God, I was still in college...)a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections and comments

So, according to the definition, this blog should contain a personal account of all the exciting things that happen in my life (which, is often). This will really be more like a way for me to record anything and everything that happens to me, so that when I get older- afterall, I am in my 30's now- I can remember what the hell happened. 


I recently quit my job, because I don't believe that you should spend the majority of your day being unhappy at what you do. To anyone that knows me, this is no surprise. Maybe this is why I am not a millionaire yet. I always fancied myself as a millionaire. Maybe I should have fancied a millionaire instead. Semantics suck.


I have been through this roller coaster before- 10 years ago I graduated from college, I just quit my 7th job- but there were 3 differences in the past: I was young-er, the economy was better, and I did not have a dog that depended on me for her Greenies. 


During this time of flux, I have a few "plans":

  • Cook something new everyday (within reason of course. For example, if I am traveling it may not be possible to cook something). Here I go making excuses already.
  • Travel. This one will be a bit difficult since I don't have an income and Sugar Daddy Rob is not going to tolerate me spending all our savings flitting around the world (without him no less). I know what a bastard, huh?
  • Try/do something new every week. I am confident that this is the one I can truly achieve. With great ideas like Groupon, I may actually be able to afford this...
  • Volunteer. Once a week. 
  • Oh yeah, and find a job.
Check back often, I promise one thing in each post will make you laugh. Consider it your weekly dose of comedy. Ask anyone who knows me, weird shit happens to me all the time.

Comments

Alex said…
I can't wait to follow what is sure to be an entertaining and insightful journey!
Patricia said…
I love it. This is what you were born to do :)

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